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'Getting Old'

Greeting Card

The sands of time continue to fall and each day the face that greets you in the mirror is a touch more ravaged. Bit-by-bit youth and optimism are stripped away to leave a hollow bitter husk of a human being, a shadow of your former glory. Things have begun to drop, discolour and sag in a mockingly gradual process. You may not have noticed, but we sure do!

Mortality is a sick twisted humour. We are born to strong and reliable bodies, only to wither and decay day by day. But you are not special. It happens to us all so why be so sensitive about the reality of the matter? If we embrace the joke then it holds no power over us. So give someone the most amazing gift of all as we continue on our inevitable journey towards the grave. Let's celebrate the passage of time and revel in the cruelty of our feeble existence and enjoy the time you got.

Delivered on lightly textured 310gsm cartridge each card comes with an original design printed on Front and Back. Blank on the inside to write your own sentiments to the lucky recipient and includes a matching craft envelope to complete the rustic aesthetic.

Design and illustration by Biccy Monster.

High-quality 310gsm Cartridge Card

Format i8 (Approx 133x184mm)

Includes 100gsm Premium Brown Craft Envelope



4.00GBP

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**All items in the shop are temporarily unavailable while Daniel is fully Nomad. As all orders are lovingly hand packed and shipped from the UK, it is not logistically possible while he is exploring beyond the city limits of London. If you can't wait for his return, please feel free to direct an email to Daniel@BiccyMonster.com as it may be possible to arrange some sick artwork to be sent out by those that were left behind.

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