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Greeting Card

The eyes staring across at you are wet with excitement as you proceed to tackle the gift emphatically thrust upon you. Wrapping paper sourced from an overpriced boutique. An unnecessarily flamboyant ribbon. The anticipation for what lies within. Happy [Insert prefix]day! It’s the best present ever. Thoughtful and expensive. What else could you have asked for on your big day? But there is a sinister undercurrent to this ritual of gift giving. Try reciprocating with something deemed to be below par and see how you are scorned by society. There is always a price to pay.

Fuck it let's get beyond this crazy cycle of obligation exchange. Make a stand and break the circle of madness. Resolve that simple good sentiment is sufficient to celebrate whatever it is you happen to be celebrating. Be thankful that you have something worthy of the festivities. Surely that is the best gift of all.

Delivered on lightly textured 310gsm cartridge each card comes with an original design printed on Front and Back. Blank on the inside to write your own sentiments to the lucky recipient and includes a matching craft envelope to complete the rustic aesthetic.

Design and illustration by Biccy Monster.

High-quality 310gsm Cartridge Card

Format i8 (Approx 133x184mm)

Includes 100gsm Premium Brown Craft Envelope



4.00GBP

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**All items in the shop are temporarily unavailable while Daniel is fully Nomad. As all orders are lovingly hand packed and shipped from the UK, it is not logistically possible while he is exploring beyond the city limits of London. If you can't wait for his return, please feel free to direct an email to Daniel@BiccyMonster.com as it may be possible to arrange some sick artwork to be sent out by those that were left behind.

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