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'Fuck Yourself'

Greeting Card

We all have that friend a few years your junior. The guy who inconsiderately bitches about 'feeling old' every time it becomes their turn to add another year to their tally. They can go eat a bag of dicks.

Show them that them that you are done with their bitching. That every ungrateful complaint is a small twist of the knife. For the reality is that you probably would do bad things to good people just to claw back a couple years. It may be blunt, but more importantly, it is honest. Stand out from the crowd of sycophants paying tribute in false enthusiasm to this most sordid of celebrations. If you have chosen your friends wisely, they will appreciate your candour.

Delivered on lightly textured 310gsm cartridge each card comes with an original design printed on Front and Back. Blank on the inside to write your own sentiments to the lucky recipient and includes a matching craft envelope to complete the rustic aesthetic.

Design and illustration by Biccy Monster.

High-quality 310gsm Cartridge Card

Format i8 (Approx 133x184mm)

Includes 100gsm Premium Brown Craft Envelope



4.00GBP

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**All items in the shop are temporarily unavailable while Daniel is fully Nomad. As all orders are lovingly hand packed and shipped from the UK, it is not logistically possible while he is exploring beyond the city limits of London. If you can't wait for his return, please feel free to direct an email to Daniel@BiccyMonster.com as it may be possible to arrange some sick artwork to be sent out by those that were left behind.

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